881+ Pet Rock Names (Good, Cute & Cool Ideas)

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Looking for a few cute names for pet rocks? It can be a challenge to find the most suitable things to call your pet, even if it is a simple rock!

Take on this responsibility with our list of diverse and inspiring pet rock names!

Let’s dive in.

Best Pet Rock Names

These names for your pet rock are the best of the best! If you’re looking for a rock name that will stand out, stick in the memories of your friends and family, and perfectly fit any flinty friend, this is the list for you.

  1. Flint
  2. Slab Jr.
  3. Bedrock Boy
  4. Earth-Earthy
  5. Lava Rock
  6. Gravel Kid
  7. Metal McGee
  8. Boulder Buddy
  9. Cobble Stone
  10. Dr. Crag
  11. Lil Lodge
  12. Pebble Pebble
  13. Mini Mineral
  14. O Ore
  15. Laggin Slag
  16. Ol Crusty
  17. Rock Out
  18. Rock Star
  19. Birth Stone
  20. Bob the Bobble
  21. Crowning Jewel
  22. Jimmy Gemstone
  23. Rocko Balboa
  24. Rocky Rocks
  25. Senor Zircon
  26. Jenny Jewel
  27. Tiny Trinket
  28. Mr. Teardrop
  29. Scinty Scarab
  30. Mrs. Gray
  31. Stonhenge Jr.
  32. Grave Stone
  33. Tip Top 
  34. Build a Bridge
  35. Grit McSpit
  36. Stone Faced
  37. Ground Down
  38. Boulder Boy
  39. Crystal Chrissy
  40. Rolling Stone
  41. Crumble Rumble
  42. Hard Head
  43. Mr. Unmovable
  44. Steady Jr.
  45. Brock McBrick
  46. Cement Clement
  47. Age Stone
  48. Mood Ring
  49. Coarse O’Corse
  50. Rough O’RoundEdges
  51. Spot Rock

Female Pet Rock Names

Maybe your pet rock is a girl. Take some inspiration from the feminine names below!

  1. Lady Halle
  2. Lady Alaina
  3. Mrs. Ashma
  4. Miss Chantal
  5. Lady Eterna
  6. Lady Cybele
  7. Jenny Jewelry
  8. Mrs. Iolite
  9. Ms. Lapis Lazuli
  10. Lady Pearl
  11. Mrs. Lorelai
  12. Lady Meena
  13. Nelka the She-Rock
  14. Pinky the Rock
  15. Diamond in the Rough
  16. Mrs. Pedra
  17. Lady Parnel
  18. Pretty Plaster
  19. Lady Shila
  20. Sharon the Stone
  21. Miss Sela
  22. Lady Seneca
  23. Dove Stone
  24. Golden Taniksha
  25. Precious Stone
  26. Princess Vala
  27. Tin Tinna
  28. Lady Terra
  29. Pretty Penny
  30. Mrs. Lashes
  31. Glitter Stone
  32. Mrs. McRocko
  33. Governess Pebble
  34. Pink Pebble
  35. Lovely Lady
  36. Rock-Hard Resolve
  37. Glitz the Gemstone
  38. Diamond Dear
  39. Lady Love
  40. Prettiest of Pebbles
  41. The Lady Brick
  42. Glam O’Stone
  43. Rose Quartz
  44. Purple Quartz
  45. Smoky Quartz
  46. Lady Amethyst
  47. Holly Blue Agate
  48. Lady Diamond
  49. Mrs. Cragg
  50. Dazzle the Diamond-to-Be

Male Pet Rock Names

Need a pet rock name that works for a gentleman? Try out a few of the more masculine rock names below!

  1. Tyler
  2. Maximus
  3. Bogey
  4. Blue
  5. Stanley
  6. Bradley
  7. Snoopy
  8. Wyatt
  9. Zeke
  10. Koty
  11. Rover
  12. Kipper
  13. Pooch
  14. Sly
  15. Buddy Boy
  16. Bj
  17. Kid
  18. Blast
  19. Blackie
  20. Yogi
  21. Sterling
  22. Bubba
  23. Black-Jack
  24. Poochie
  25. Katz
  26. Tyson
  27. Bootie
  28. Bruno
  29. Lincoln
  30. Booker
  31. Bob
  32. Bobo
  33. Yogi-bear
  34. Braggs
  35. Boone
  36. Boozer
  37. Woody
  38. Spud
  39. Wizard
  40. Bruiser
  41. Bits
  42. Wolfie
  43. Stink
  44. Karma
  45. Little-rascal
  46. Kane
  47. Kobe
  48. Bo
  49. Scooby
  50. Kona
  51. Latte
  52. Wrigley
  53. Maverick
  54. Linus
  55. Lucifer
  56. Kurly
  57. Wrinkles
  58. Boy
  59. Yoda
  60. Mercle
  61. Kismet
  62. Spanky
  63. Ty
  64. Koko
  65. Buckeye
  66. Spunky
  67. Bodie
  68. Bitsy
  69. Squeeky
  70. Boss
  71. Bubbles
  72. Bucky
  73. Zack
  74. Squirt
  75. Lassie
  76. Little-one
  77. Bones
  78. Willie
  79. Vinnie
  80. Sox
  81. King
  82. Koba
  83. Bucko
  84. Kujo
  85. Boomer
  86. Little Bit
  87. Bosley
  88. Little-guy
  89. Scoobie
  90. Smarty
  91. Bizzy
  92. Booster
  93. Slinky
  94. Abel
  95. Wolfgang
  96. Kosmo
  97. Kirby
  98. Buddie
  99. Yin
  100. Boots
  101. Max
  102. Kramer
  103. Kato
  104. Bobbie
  105. Yukon
  106. Bo
  107. Buddy
  108. Bud
  109. Blaze
  110. Buck
  111. Killian
  112. Boo-boo
  113. Klaus
  114. Stich
  115. Bosco
  116. Boo
  117. Boris
  118. Bozley
  119. Scooby-doo
  120. Woofie
  121. Kibbles
  122. Slick
  123. Koda
  124. Lucky
  125. Brando
  126. Merlin
  127. Vinny
  128. Budda
  129. Brady
  130. Bobby
  131. Bongo
  132. Brutus

Baby Pet Rock Names

Nothing says adorable like this list of pet rock monikers for infants!

  1. Little Bubbles
  2. Tiny Garnet
  3. Lil Jasper
  4. Lil Opal
  5. Lil Roxie
  6. Infant Amber
  7. Pewee Pebbles 
  8. Tiny Pearl
  9. Tiny Sandy
  10. Tiny Heliodor
  11. Teeny Turquoise
  12. Baby Clif 
  13. Baby Jade
  14. Little Topaz
  15. Small Sapphire
  16. Lil Amethyst 
  17. Infant Emerald 
  18. Baby Onyx
  19. Baby Ruby
  20. Baby Agate
  21. Baby Zircon
  22. Baby Rocky
  23. Baby Diamond
  24. Lil Flintstone
  25. Baby Shimmer 
  26. Sparkles Jr. 
  27. Little Stony
  28. Small Squirt
  29. Small Fry
  30. Teensy Weensy 
  31. Pebble Boy
  32. Flake O’Stone
  33. Teeny Freckles
  34. Lil Bit
  35. Squirt the Rock
  36. Flake of Micah
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Unisex Names For Pet Rock

These names can be for either a male or a female pet rock: it’s up to what you like best!

  1. Marley
  2. Koda
  3. Fang
  4. Whitey
  5. Diego
  6. Hank
  7. Artemis
  8. Frankie
  9. Coco
  10. Babe
  11. Spot
  12. Morgan
  13. Dusty
  14. Snickers
  15. Mr. Stonno
  16. Roxy
  17. Sassy
  18. Lily
  19. Toby
  20. Puffy
  21. Sam
  22. Simba
  23. Jet
  24. Cooper
  25. Hank
  26. Kona
  27. Mac
  28. Ash
  29. Sam
  30. Willow
  31. Duke
  32. Bentley
  33. Beau
  34. Theo
  35. Patches
  36. Mason
  37. Oakley
  38. Biscuit
  39. Rosie
  40. Scrappy
  41. Marley
  42. Reggie
  43. Ciao
  44. Jesse
  45. Sam
  46. Harper
  47. Fletch
  48. Kobe
  49. Hunter
  50. Barney
  51. Jupiter
  52. Cash
  53. Gus
  54. Jordy/Jordi
  55. Henley
  56. Pooch
  57. Shadow
  58. Buddy
  59. Fury
  60. Fuzzy
  61. Gray
  62. Jasper
  63. Rebel
  64. Ginger
  65. Frankie
  66. Parker
  67. Jake
  68. Whiskey
  69. Ella
  70. Hornet
  71. Pepper
  72. Remy
  73. Hammer
  74. Buck
  75. Pebbles
  76. George
  77. Gracie
  78. Twilight
  79. Zeus
  80. Gracious Granite
  81. Gray
  82. Bear
  83. Ash
  84. Lulu
  85. Kip
  86. Snoopy
  87. Captain
  88. Jax
  89. Ciao
  90. Foxy
  91. Maverick
  92. Ollie
  93. Dot
  94. Murphy
  95. Oliver
  96. Sophie
  97. Buster
  98. Piper
  99. Harlow
  100. Scout
  101. Emery
  102. Bear
  103. Maple
  104. Pookie
  105. Remi
  106. Elf
  107. Leo
  108. Lulu
  109. Doc
  110. Buster
  111. Rex
  112. Spike
  113. Adrian
  114. Onyx
  115. Gunner
  116. Athena
  117. Scout
  118. Roxy
  119. Alaska
  120. Barkley
  121. Cash
  122. Wags
  123. Reese
  124. Gracie
  125. Odin
  126. Diesel
  127. Jules
  128. Ivory
  129. Chloe
  130. Gus
  131. Zuri
  132. Parker
  133. Teddy
  134. Brownie
  135. Lacy
  136. Judge
  137. Avery
  138. Pippa
  139. Taylor
  140. Sven
  141. Muffin
  142. Bandit
  143. Corky
  144. Vesper
  145. Oscar
  146. Barkley
  147. Shudder Shint
  148. Ozzie
  149. Lennox
  150. Millie
  151. Snowball
  152. Rowne
  153. Aspen
  154. Hux
  155. Ghost
  156. Shadow
  157. Jessie
  158. Corky
  159. Pepper
  160. Duke
  161. Tank
  162. Riley
  163. Frisky
  164. Bo
  165. Harley
  166. Robin
  167. Dewey
  168. Penny
  169. Kit
  170. Thor
  171. Quinn
  172. Bowi
  173. Peanut
  174. Rocky Rollo
  175. Dash
  176. Penny
  177. Junior
  178. Rascal
  179. Boomer
  180. Shadow
  181. Paisley
  182. Otis
  183. Abby
  184. Honey
  185. Oliver
  186. Nova
  187. Remy
  188. Dallas
  189. Nellie
  190. Emma
  191. Ruby
  192. Ollie
  193. Pistol
  194. Baxter
  195. Chocolate
  196. Sam
  197. Jude
  198. Charlie
  199. Biscuit
  200. Jojo
  201. Cuddles
  202. Blue
  203. Bentley
  204. Wren
  205. Joey
  206. Luke
  207. Blue
  208. Danger
  209. Genesis
  210. Chewy
  211. Puffin
  212. Dozer
  213. Buddy
  214. Rascal
  215. Blue
  216. Abby
  217. Sandy
  218. Riley
  219. Woof
  220. Charlie

Cute Pet Rock Names

Here are some pet rock monikers that will simply make you and your friends go, “awww!”

  1. Hot Wheels
  2. Tiger Lily
  3. Wave Rock
  4. Swedish Stone
  5. Cement Jack Sparrow
  6. Pirate Pebble
  7. Finneus Stone
  8. Iris Rocko
  9. Cod Cement
  10. Snap Dragon Cliff
  11. Sardine Diamond
  12. Koosh Ball Block
  13. Larry Stone
  14. Fritillary Flake
  15. Gudetama Cobble Stone
  16. Clover Rock
  17. Tamagotchi Stone
  18. Pusheen Boulder
  19. Apple Jack Cement
  20. Bubba Gump Pebble
  21. Daisy Clout
  22. Finley Pebble
  23. Apple Blossom Agate
  24. Dahlia Rock
  25. Miso Mica
  26. Rose Malachite
  27. Salmon Lava Rock
  28. Toothless the Dragon Stone
  29. Sonic Stone
  30. Otto Rock
  31. Popple Pebble
  32. Floater Flakes
  33. Ducky Rock Rock
  34. Monchichi Malachite
  35. Buttercup Boulder
  36. Primrose Pebble
  37. Chips Clay
  38. Flotsam Flakes
  39. Long John Silverstone
  40. Luigi Stone
  41. Bob Boulder
  42. Puffalump Rock
  43. Daffodil Stone
  44. Polly Pocket Pebble
  45. Petunia Pebble
  46. Sea Beast Quartz
  47. Puff Daddy Pebbles
  48. Teddy Ruxpin Topaz
  49. Thistle Emerald
  50. Bear Rock-Rock
  51. Magnolia Boulder
  52. McFish Malachite
  53. Poppy Pearl
  54. Marigold Malachite
  55. Koopa Pebbles
  56. Protea Pyrite
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Good Names For a Pet Rock

They may not be the cream of the crop, but the list below still features really good names for a pet rock!

  1. Darth Mall
  2. Gunder Son
  3. Sand Man
  4. Wall E. Rock
  5. Bat Man Rockin
  6. Peanut Butter
  7. Mottled Crew
  8. Sticken Stone
  9. Bear
  10. Jasmine
  11. Bacchus
  12. Hank
  13. Jamie
  14. Atlas
  15. Alfie
  16. Gus
  17. Aj
  18. April
  19. Big Foot Brick
  20. Johnny Stone
  21. Barclay Boulder
  22. Archie Emerald
  23. Jelly Stone
  24. Barley Brick
  25. Beauty Cement
  26. Aires Gem
  27. Nemo Diamond
  28. June Emerald
  29. Hardy Rock
  30. Ben Stone
  31. Jackpot Brick
  32. Beetle Granite
  33. Jett Clay
  34. Joey Rock
  35. Bebe Stone
  36. Jake Brick
  37. Hallie boulder
  38. Sassie Cliff
  39. Bella Boulder
  40. Aries Agate
  41. Banjo Boulder
  42. Abigail Agate
  43. Peanuts Pebble
  44. Nana Brick
  45. Josie Stone
  46. Babe Brick
  47. Harry Boulder
  48. Benson Stone
  49. Mitzy Rock
  50. Mona Pebble
  51. Nena Boulder
  52. Penny Pebble
  53. Hamlet Cement
  54. Baby Boulder
  55. Joker Rock
  56. Andy Roll Rock
  57. Beaux Stone
  58. Jet Brick
  59. Misty Rock
  60. Indy Rockin
  61. Beanie
  62. Ajax
  63. Jenny
  64. Benji
  65. Aggie
  66. Jethro
  67. Armanti
  68. Billie
  69. Hoover
  70. Natasha
  71. Bessie
  72. Amos
  73. Julius
  74. Hershey
  75. Jasper
  76. Holly
  77. Arrow
  78. Bibbles
  79. Jelly-bean
  80. Aldo
  81. Bart
  82. Sasha
  83. Ashes
  84. Hannah
  85. Beans
  86. Astro
  87. Bambi
  88. Itsy
  89. Jade
  90. Athena
  91. Bentley
  92. Jessie
  93. Phoebe
  94. Hudson
  95. Barnaby
  96. Annie
  97. Harpo
  98. Mitzi
  99. Hunter
  100. Arnie
  101. Big Boy
  102. Itsy-bitsy
  103. Jenna
  104. Jaguar
  105. Guy
  106. Bb
  107. Barbie
  108. Belle
  109. Henry
  110. Hammer
  111. Babykins
  112. Ivory
  113. Bingo
  114. Biscuit
  115. Howie
  116. Homer
  117. Augie
  118. Biablo
  119. Jesse
  120. Jaxson
  121. Jersey
  122. Judy
  123. Honey
  124. Sarah
  125. Iris
  126. Isabella
  127. Amy
  128. Jack
  129. Allie
  130. Baby-doll
  131. Honey-Bear
  132. Baxter
  133. Haley
  134. Gypsy
  135. Isabelle
  136. India
  137. Aussie
  138. Jetta
  139. Harley
  140. Houdini
  141. Pearl
  142. Ivy
  143. Bernie
  144. Baron
  145. Jazmie
  146. Nala
  147. Babbles
  148. Ashley
  149. Jolly
  150. Axle
  151. Benny
  152. Alexus
  153. Nakita
  154. Amber
  155. Mollie
  156. Angus
  157. Barkley
  158. Bailey
  159. Austin
  160. Nellie
  161. Adam
  162. Jagger
  163. Hope
  164. Jerry
  165. Joe
  166. Bandit
  167. Audi
  168. Ace
  169. Jojo
  170. Billy
  171. Ally
  172. Happy
  173. Angel
  174. Hailey
  175. Barker
  176. Basil
  177. Jewel
  178. Jester
  179. Jingles
  180. Hobbes
  181. Peanut
  182. Hugo
  183. Jolie
  184. Hercules
  185. Binky
  186. Jesse James
  187. Humphrey
  188. Bam-bam
  189. Addie
  190. Phoenix
  191. JJ
  192. Argus
  193. Harvey
  194. Jess
  195. Amie
  196. Beamer
  197. Higgins
  198. Barney
  199. Hanna
  200. Jewels
  201. Alf
  202. Hugh
  203. Izzy
  204. Huey
  205. Autumn
  206. Joy
  207. Amigo
  208. Birdy
  209. Jags
  210. Jackson
  211. Hooch
  212. Harrison
  213. Heather
  214. Mocha
  215. Pebbles
  216. Jackie
  217. Sara
  218. Jordan
  219. Biggie
  220. Molly
  221. Admiral
  222. Alex
  223. Hans
  224. Bishop
  225. Jazz
  226. Muffy
  227. Jimmy
  228. Mitch
  229. Axel
  230. Birdie
  231. Mittens
  232. Mo
  233. Beau
  234. Heidi
  235. JR
  236. Apollo
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Funny Pet Rock Names

Having a pet rock that brings you joy is most satisfactory when its name makes you laugh, like the names found in the list below!

  1. Nugget
  2. Goon
  3. Rapunzel
  4. Kiddo
  5. Teacup
  6. Punk
  7. Giggles
  8. Ace
  9. Rambo
  10. Scout
  11. Oldie
  12. Smarty
  13. Gump
  14. Smiley
  15. Shortie
  16. Speedy
  17. Ms. Congeniality
  18. Squirt
  19. Teeny
  20. Boomer
  21. Bond

Cool Names For a Pet Rock

What’s cooler than rock and roll? These are some of the coolest names for your very own pet rock!

  1. Beastie
  2. Basil Boulder
  3. Tim Titanic
  4. Barbie Rock
  5. Billie Jean Stone
  6. Bender Boulder
  7. Behemoth McRock
  8. Big Boy Blues
  9. Belladonna Brittle
  10. Back Country Brittle
  11. Black Knight Bo
  12. Better Red Rocko
  13. Batista Boulder
  14. Beijing Mount
  15. Bison Boulder
  16. Black Eagle 
  17. Bad Intentions Titanium
  18. Bella Bricksby
  19. Batmobile Brick
  20. Bada-bing Rocko
  21. Beast Stone
  22. Bandit Rock

Badass Pet Rock Names

Take your cool pet rock monikers a step further with these sources of inspiration:

  1. Drama Queen
  2. Cavalry
  3. Demeter
  4. Decibels
  5. Calypso
  6. Diablo
  7. Chardonnay
  8. Chainsmoker
  9. Catapult
  10. Chaparral
  11. Dementor
  12. Car Crusher
  13. Dolphin
  14. Doomsday
  15. Dirty Harry
  16. Calamity
  17. Cavalier
  18. Cassidy
  19. Caernarvon
  20. Deviant
  21. Capone
  22. Dredd
  23. Demon
  24. Devastation
  25. Domino
  26. Desert Eagle
  27. Cash
  28. Cantwell
  29. Dragon
  30. Dominatrix
  31. Cadillac
  32. Chaffee
  33. Carzilla
  34. Deranged
  35. Disenchanted
  36. Camel
  37. Drifter
  38. Centurion 

Unique Pet Rock Names

Looking for names for a pet rock that will put your pet ahead above everybody else?

Check out the list below!

  1. Buddy
  2. Bubby
  3. Sweet potato
  4. Good-lookin’ Agate
  5. Handsome Hunk O’Rock
  6. Baby
  7. Babe
  8. Sunshine Sapphire
  9. Stud muffin Stone
  10. Sexy Stone
  11. McDreamy Diamond
  12. Boo Boo
  13. Bae Bauble
  14. Bub Boulder
  15. Cutie Coal
  16. Stud Stone
  17. Pumpkin Pebble
  18. Honey Holly
  19. Sweetie Stone
  20. Casanova Carnelian

Name Inspiration

Looking for some more inspiration when you choose a name?

Try thinking through the list below:

  1. Gemstone Names – Gems come in many different colors and types, and some are used to signify birth months or even metaphysical energies!
  2. Colors of Rocks – You can always choose to select a name that is inspired by the color of the rock you have. This doesn’t always have to be an exact match: for example, if your rock is purplish in color, Amethyst might be a good name!
  3. Regular Pet Names – Nothing is funnier or more endearing than taking a pet name you might assign to a cat, like “Whiskers,” or a dog, like “Spot,” and giving it to your beloved pet rock instead!
  4. Human Names – One of the funniest things to do when naming your adorable pet rock is to simply give it a regular old human name. When you introduce your pet rock by saying something like, “Oh, that’s Bob. He’s my pet rock!” You’re sure to get a chuckle and a lasting memory in return!

Help Choosing the Perfect Name

If you need help choosing the perfect name, consider the tips below!

  • Family Name – Sometimes one of the most stand-out decisions you can make is simply to name your pet rock after yourself! This can be your first name or your last name, or it can even be “Junior.” This not only makes your pet rock personal to you but adds a touch of humor to anyone asking about your pet rock.
  • Type of Rock – Sometimes the perfect inspiration for a name can be found in what your pet rock actually is. If the pet rock is made out of granite, for example, you might decide to name it “Gran” for short!
  • Advice From Friends – Your pet rock can double as a reminder of the good friends you have around you. You could name your pet rock after a buddy, or simply get feedback from your own inner circle. This would make the pet rock an even more special memento through the years of which friends have accompanied you through life.
  • Adjectives – Adjectives are words that describe a noun. Sometimes mashing up an adjective with a standard name can come off as clever, funny, or simply memorable. Try names like “Big Bob” for larger pet rocks or “Pious Pebble” for some of the smaller types. The wackier the adjective, the more likely everyone is to remember the name!

In Conclusion

In conclusion, your pet rock is a convenient, easy-to-care-for, but multi-faceted friend! It definitely deserves a proper name. Adding the best name to your pet rock can enhance your sense of its personality and bring joy not only to you but to anyone you show your pet rock off to!

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